Since 2008 with the publication of Fight On #1, the Old School Renaissance has had its own fanzines. The advantage of the Old School Renaissance is that the various Retroclones draw from the same source and thus one Dungeons & Dragons-style RPG is compatible with another. This means that the contents of one fanzine will compatible with the Retroclone that you already run and play even if not specifically written for it. Labyrinth Lord and Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Roleplay have proved to be popular choices to base fanzines around, as has Swords & Wizardry.
Black Pudding is a fanzine that is nominally written for use with Labyrinth Lord and so is compatible with other Retroclones. Yet what sets it apart is its consistently singular look, tone, and feel. Set firmly within the Swords & Sorcery genre, its look is cartoonish, its tone is slightly tongue in cheek, and its feel is gonzo. So, this is not the straight-laced fantasy of Dungeons & Dragons, but something a bit lighter, but still full of adventure and heroism. Drawn from the author’s ‘Doomslakers!’ house rules and published by Random Order Creations via Square Hex, Black Pudding No. 3 follows on from the well regarded first and second issues with the same mix of new character Classes, spells, magic items, monsters, NPCs, and adventures. Specifically, five new Classes, eight new monsters, eight NPCs ready to hire, and a wilderness on the road encounter as well as a pair of tables, and the usual character sheets designed to be used with the issue’s various Classes, one for spellcasters and one for non-spellcasters.
The first of the issue’s new Classes is the Luchador, the Mexican style of wrestler. This is a Fighter who wears no armour, but a Sacred Mask he dare not lose and who uses Special Moves such as Ankle Lock, Piledriver, and Flying Clothesline, Level by Level. This sets the gonzo style for the fanzine and if the Class does not fit a campaign, then the Sacred Mask might become a belt or an armband and the Luchador a Martial Artist. The second Class is another Fighter, but this time the Shield Maiden who gains greater protection from her shield and who can perform amazing stunts with it. This is another take on the Amazon-style warrior women and whilst it does come with a selection of magical shields for her to wield, perhaps an idea or two as what stunts might be possible would have been useful too. Another female Class is the Medusa who has all of the accoutrements of the classic monster from Greek Myth with a paralysing gaze, snakes for hair, and the ability to summon snakes and other reptiles. Treated as a Cleric, the Medusa can cast both Cleric and Magic-User, and as powerful as the Class’ abilities there are limits to them. In particular, a Medusa can become a monster and NPC if she uses her Gaze Attack too often and makes her snakes inject venom when they attack. Of course, a Medusa should never stare into a mirror…
Another Magic-User type Class is the Star Wizard, who believes the stars to be alive and enters into pacts with them. This is to ask questions of the stars, to use ESP and Astral Projection, and eventually build a tower in the sky. The downside is that contacting stars can drive the Star Wizard insane, whilst for the Dungeon Master there are rules for creating stars and their personalities as well as a sample Star and its minions. The last Class is much darker and again a Magic-User type. The Raven Heart is a ‘Wizard of the Night’ who can cast Darkness daily and see in the dark, summon a Shadow, and with Gloom, suck the life from the room, inflicting ennui in the process. This works as penalties to attack and Saving Throw rolls and causing Bless and Faith spells to fail. The Raven Heart’s Charisma Curse means that her poor Charisma bonus works as penalty to other saving Throws against her spells; as an Undead Lover she befriends the undead; and her Sad Pose of Drama can make others fall sorrowfully in love with her. Backed by spells such as Raven Claws and Ennui, there is a certain tongue-in cheek quality to this Class, reeking as it does of teenage angst…
The monsters start with the Ork Worgtrainer—both Ork and Worg, whilst the Hag’s Husband is the undead and unhappy companion of a Hag, a sort of undead golem whose unhappiness turns to hate… The Orgthool is a demonic beast which craves blood and can cast a single Fifth Level spell three times a day from its single eye—as can the eye’s owner should he take it, whilst the Szeznin, or Chaos Serpent, with its paralysing gaze and great length, is one of the great dangers to sailors at sea. Meanwhile, the Mangu can answer any question you like, but half the time will not be telling the truth. The chance that it might be telling the truth can be increased through the sacrifice of blood (or Hit Points). The issue’s other two monsters—the Gozog and the Crypt Golem—are not all that interesting.
The issue’s scenario is ‘Into the Nest of the Dopplegangers’ by Matt Hildebrand. This is a low-level encounter on the road at a toll bridge over a fast-flowing river. Dopplegangers have replaced the guards at the toll bridge and plan to rob and kill the player characters. Yet there is something a little odd about the ‘guards’, something that the creatures have not quite got right. Spotting those oddities of behaviour is half the fun for the players and their characters, the other half being for the Game Master who has to roleplay them. This has the potential to be a nice and creepy one-session encounter on the road.
One of the best features in Black Pudding is ‘Meatshields of the Bleeding Ox’, a collection of NPCs ready for hire by the player characters. As with previous issues, these showcase the new Classes in the current issue alongside the standard Classes—Fighters, Magic-users, Thieves, and more. Each comes complete with a hiring cost, likes and dislikes—which affect attempts to haggle with them, a line of background, and more as well as the traditional attribute scores and Hit Points. So Kerra Valteen is a Second Level Shield Maiden who likes mead and righteous quests, hates murder hobo crews, and carries the Shield of the Sky +1, whilst Ghak is a Second Level Fighter who likes gravy, hates loud sounds, and has never thought about much other than hitting things. The selection really should have showcased more of the new Classes as it would have been nice to see them in action, but again, this is both a good and useful mix of NPCs, hirelings, and even replacement player characters.
Physically, Black Pudding No. 3 adheres to the same standards set by the previous issues. Now that means a lot of decent if cartoonish artwork to give it a singular, consistent look and lots of quite short articles, that are perhaps underwritten in places. The obvious issue with Black Pudding No. 3—as with the previous issues—it is that its tone may not be compatible with the style of Dungeons & Dragons that a Game Master is running. The tone of Black Pudding No. 3 is lighter, weirder, and in places just sillier than the baseline Dungeons & Dragons game, so the Game Master should take this into account when using the content of the fanzine. This though, should not be held against the fanzine or its authors. Perhaps some kind of setting material to put the new Classes, spells, magic items, NPCs, and monsters into context might help ground the fanzine and give the reader somewhere to play with its contents.
Black Pudding No. 3 maintains the high standard as set by the previous issues. There is a good mix of Classes and NPCs, as well as a decent roadside encounter. For the Game Master running a weirder campaign, Black Pudding No. 3 provides further content with which to work.
The Black Pudding fanzine will be available from Squarehex at UK Games Expo which will take place between June 1st and June 3rd, 2018 at Birmingham NEC. This is the world’s fourth largest gaming convention and the biggest in the United Kingdom.