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Monday, 12 January 2026

Miskatonic Monday #408: The Swarms of Tanffridd

Much like the Jonstown Compendium for RuneQuest: Roleplaying in Glorantha and The Companions of Arthur for material set in Greg Stafford’s masterpiece of Arthurian legend and romance, Pendragon, the Miskatonic Repository for Call of Cthulhu, Seventh Edition is a curated platform for user-made content. It is thus, “...a new way for creators to publish and distribute their own original Call of Cthulhu content including scenarios, settings, spells and more…” To support the endeavours of their creators, Chaosium has provided templates and art packs, both free to use, so that the resulting releases can look and feel as professional as possible. To support the efforts of these contributors, Miskatonic Monday is an occasional series of reviews which will in turn examine an item drawn from the depths of the Miskatonic Repository.

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Publisher: Chaosium, Inc.
Author: Hari Blackmore

Setting: Wales, 1920s
Product: Scenario
What You Get: Twenty-page page, 1.31 MB Full Colour PDF

Elevator Pitch: “You catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar, as they say, though I warrant you get even more flies with corpses. Flies aren’t too picky, when you come to it.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, A Collector of Spirits
Plot Hook: Flies alight on the corpse of dying village
Plot Support: Staging advice, six NPCs, one map, six NPCs, and two Mythos monsters.
Production Values: Plain

Pros
# Isolated, bucolic instigated by the lord of the flies
# Straightforward plotting
Pteronarcophobia
Entomophobia
# Cymrophobia

Cons
# Only has a map of the village, not the mine or surrounding areas
# Definitely not one for entomophobe
# Feels as if the Investigators are being held back from the final scene

Conclusion
# Insect invasion scenario in which the Investigators are also invaders
# The final scene could come sooner if the scenario let it

Miskatonic Monday #407: Gelateria

Much like the Jonstown Compendium for RuneQuest: Roleplaying in Glorantha and The Companions of Arthur for material set in Greg Stafford’s masterpiece of Arthurian legend and romance, Pendragon, the Miskatonic Repository for Call of Cthulhu, Seventh Edition is a curated platform for user-made content. It is thus, “...a new way for creators to publish and distribute their own original Call of Cthulhu content including scenarios, settings, spells and more…” To support the endeavours of their creators, Chaosium has provided templates and art packs, both free to use, so that the resulting releases can look and feel as professional as possible. To support the efforts of these contributors, Miskatonic Monday is an occasional series of reviews which will in turn examine an item drawn from the depths of the Miskatonic Repository.

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Name: Gelateria
Publisher: Chaosium, Inc.
Author: Hayley P

Setting: Rome, 1954
Product: Ninety-minute one-shot
What You Get: Seventeen page, 14.35 MB Full Colour PDF

Elevator Pitch: “The box was a universe, a poem, frozen on the boundaries of human experience.” – William Gibson
Plot Hook: Frozen in time at the gelato shop
Plot Support: Staging advice, four pre-generated Investigators, three handouts, one floor plan, three NPCs, and one Mythos monster.
Production Values: Plain

Pros
# Ninety-minute one-shot for the new Keeper
# Pleasingly parochial setting
# Easy to prepare with most options and outcomes covered
# Aliens could be replaced by the Mi-Go
# Athazagoraphobia
# Pagotophobia
# Frigophobia

Cons
# Needs a slight edit
# Not a Mythos scenario

Conclusion
# Claustrophobic Italian ice horror meets a ‘Man in Black’
# Easy to run scenario, but advice for the new Keeper could have been stronger

Sunday, 11 January 2026

Coriolis Campaign III

The Third Horizon is a place of mystery and mysticism. The location of the thirty-six star systems that comprise the third wave of colonisation from Earth via a series of portals built and abandoned long ago by an alien species now known as the Portal Builders, it stands isolated once again following an interstellar war between the First Horizon and the Second Horizon that closed the Portals. The identity of the Portal Builders remains a mystery, as does the identity of the recently arrived faceless aliens known as the Emissaries who rose from the gas giant Xene. Compounding that is the fact that one of the Emissaries claims to be an Icon and ordinary men and women have been seen to use abilities said to be the province of the Icons themselves. Are they heretics, evolving, or the result of Emissary meddling? Then what secrets are hidden in the dark between the stars and the portals? This is the situation in the Middle East-influenced Science Fiction roleplaying game, Coriolis: The Third Horizon, originally published in Swedish by Free League Publishing, but since published in English. It is also the situation at the start of Mercy of the Icons, a campaign trilogy for Coriolis: The Third Horizon, that will explore them in detail and reveal some of the secrets to the setting.

By the end of the Mercy of the Icons – Part 1: Emissary Lost, the first part of the campaign, the Player Characters discovered starting revelations in the wake of the disappearance of the Emissary. These were the identity of the organisation behind the death and disappearances of mystics from aboard the Coriolis station, the so called ‘The Mysticides’, and more information about who the Emissaries are and that they in danger after receiving a vision of the Second Horizon. It seems that despite the Third Horizon having been long isolated from both the First Horizon and the Second Horizon, the former is attempting to make long lost contact and manipulate events in its favour, whilst the latter is trying to prevent it. The action having shifted from Coriolis station to tracking across the world of Kua below, the first part of the campaign ends with the Player Characters wanting to get off planet knowing that some of the most important figures in the Third Horizon are in danger.

By the end of Mercy of the Icons – Part 2: The Last Cyclade, the second part of the campaign, the Player Characters will have made a startling and almost alien discovery as to the nature of threat which has been operating in the dark between the stars and the portals, in a thoroughly unnerving dive on a submerged starship and returned to Coriolis Station to be feted as heroes. This brings them to the attention of numerous factions and notables, all ready to extend offers of employment as useful and capable agents in the turbulence following ‘The Mysticides’ and the reactions against the mystics. No matter which faction the Player Characters sided with, they find themselves investigating the activities of the Nazareem’s Sacrifice cult, originally a Firstcome faction, but long since reviled for its nihilistic and brutal practices, including alleged human sacrifice, performing dark rituals, and making unholy pacts with evil spirits and djinn. In the process the Player Characters make further horrifying discoveries about the origins of the Third Horizon. Meanwhile, the other factions continued to plan and plot and those plots and plans come to fruition against the backdrop of a hastily called election to the Council of Factions aboard Coriolis Station. As the results of the election are called, rioting breaks out, martial law is declared, and the Emissaries move in the open, attacking Coriolis Station, causing its shattered pieces to fall to the planet Kua below.

To continue playing the campaign, it is recommended that at least one Player Character be combat capable. In addition, a Player Character with the Data Djinn skill is definitely going to be useful and whilst a Mystic character is not mandatory, the presence of one will add an extra dimension to the campaign. The Player Characters do not necessarily need to have their own starship, but should have access to one. That said, they may able to recover their own spaceship, which they lost access to in Mercy of the Icons – Part 1: Emissary Lost, and carry one from there. One way in which the Player Characters can acquire a ship from the start of the campaign is in playing The Last Voyage of the Ghazali, a prequel scenario to the Mercy of the Icons – Part 1: Emissary Lost. It is worth running Last Voyage of the Ghazali before Mercy of the Icons – Part 1: Emissary Lost, but it should be noted that the connection between The Last Voyage of the Ghazali and Mercy of the Icons – Part 1: Emissary Lost is never really explored from the perspective of the Player Characters. However, it becomes much more important in Mercy of the Icons – Part 2: The Last Cyclade and then Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons. As with Mercy of the Icons – Part 1: Emissary Lost and Mercy of the Icons – Part 2: The Last Cyclade before it, the Atlas Compendium is likely to be useful in running the ongoing campaign.

The third and final part of the campaign, Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons, is like the first two parts, divided in three acts. The first act begins not long after where Mercy of the Icons – Part 2: The Last Cyclade left off. As the Player Characters begin to recover from the shock of the destruction of Coriolis Station, they experience a number of visions—waking and otherwise—that draw them back to Kua, the planet above which Coriolis Station long hung in orbit before falling to the planet. There is only a little time for them to pursue their own interests and perhaps for the Game Master to run other adventures, before they have to answer the call in ‘A Song For Kua’. The Player Characters find the world much changed, both the old order with its indentured servitude and the spire from which it ruled, shattered and waters that were once held back now flooding what is left. Chased by weirdly jerking, but precise attackers who are accompanied by the sound of shrill piercing and a chorus of whispers, the Player Characters work their way out into the jungle surrounding the spire and then underground. There they make yet another startling discovery: miraculously, one of the icons has survived, the Machine Icon. She called out to the Player Characters and has an amazing offer to make. This is for them to join with her. The Player Characters do not have to do so, but doing so not only grants them access to some amazing mystical gifts, it gives them protection against the threat posed by the Second Horizon’s control of the Mystics in the Third Horizon.

After ‘A Song For Kua’, the Game Master has one last period when it is possible to run content that is not part of the campaign before the action ramps up in the penultimate chapter, ‘The Tenth Icon’. Against a backdrop of mystics mutinying and stealing warships and taking them to Xene, the gas giant where the Emissaries first appeared, the Player Characters are contacted by a patron informing them that their presence has been requested. The Sadaal system has been closed to outside traffic, but is known to control a large flotilla of warships that would be very useful in the fight against the threats that the Third Horizon faces. Previous negotiations with the Sadaalian leadership have failed, but now it is prepared to accept a new delegation on the proviso that the Player Characters are part of it. ‘The Tenth Icon’ is as straightforward as ‘A Song For Kua’, but the stakes are much higher. What begins as a potentially hopeful situation is undone when Sadaalian security turns on the delegation and arrests its members, including attempting to arrest the Player Characters. On Sadaal below, the Player Characters learn the true nature of the system’s leader, Aremerat the Eternal, and what a monster he truly is as they race to ascend Crying Ziggurat atop which the members of the imprisoned delegation are to be executed. The scenario climaxes atop the building, facing both security and Aremerat the Eternal, all in front of the city’s faithful below. This is a challenging encounter and it helps if the Player Characters joined to the Machine Icon in the previous chapter.

What ‘A Song For Kua’ and ‘The Tenth Icon’ are doing is really setting up ‘The Horizon Wars’, the final part of both Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons and the Mercy of the Icons campaign itself. They are both linear in nature and deviating away from their storylines weakens the Player Characters in the long run and makes a lot of extra work for the Game master. The campaign more or less notes this when discussing briefly, the possibility of the Player Characters siding with the forces arrayed against the Third Horizon. It is also those forces that the players and their characters are being warned about in ‘The Tenth Icon’. These include the Second Horizon’s manipulations by their Emissaries of Mystics of the Third Horizon to make them run to Xene that are undermining the Third Horizon’s capacity to defend itself and the more insidious efforts of the First Horizon, led by the Eternal Emperor. Of the two, the First Horizon is a bigger threat than the Second Horizon, but ultimately both want to conquer the Third Horizon. Armed with this knowledge, the Player Characters are set-up for the finale of the campaign.

Where ‘A Song For Kua’ and ‘The Tenth Icon’ were both linear and location focused, ‘The Horizon Wars’ takes an entirely different structure and opens the campaign to the whole of the Third Horizon—and just a little beyond. ‘The Horizon Wars’ consists of series of metagame ‘War Turns’, each divided into two phases. The first consists of a standard mission, whilst the second is a conflict action. In the metagame action, the players direct the naval forces of the Third Horizon against those of First Horizon and Second Horizon, ordering the movement of fleets and rolling for the outcome of battles, assigning damage and assigning reinforcements as necessary—and it really will be necessary! A map is provided of the Third Horizon and where the starting positions are for the various fleets on all sides plus stats and details for them. This can be run as theatre of the mind, but there is scope to turn it into a strategic wargame with pieces moved from system to system. To that end, the Game Master will want to prepare some pieces to represent fleets as well as a good map that the players can access. It helps that a lengthy example of 

At the start of ‘The Horizon Wars’, the Third Horizon finds itself on the backfoot with limited resources and capabilities, for example, constantly in danger of being overrun because of the possible influence that the Second Horizon has over the Mystics serving in the Third Horizon Fleets. Where ‘A Song For Kua’ and ‘The Tenth Icon’ were both linear and location focused, ‘The Horizon Wars’ takes an entirely different structure and opens the campaign to the whole of the Third Horizon—and just a little beyond. ‘The Horizon Wars’ consists of series of metagame ‘War Turns’, each divided into two phases. The first consists of a standard mission, whilst the second is a conflict action. In the metagame action, the players direct the naval forces of the Third Horizon against those of First Horizon and Second Horizon, ordering the movement of fleets and rolling for the outcome of battles, assigning damage and assigning reinforcements as necessary—and it really will be necessary! A map is provided of the Third Horizon and where the starting positions are for the various fleets on all sides plus stats and details for them. This can be run as theatre of the mind, but there is scope to turn it into a strategic wargame with pieces moved from system to system. To that end, the Game Master will want to prepare some pieces to represent fleets as well as a good map that the players can access.

At the start of ‘The Horizon Wars’, the Third Horizon finds itself on the backfoot with limited resources and capabilities, for example, constantly in danger of being overrun because of the possible influence that the Second Horizon has over the Mystics serving in the Third Horizon Fleets. The missions in ‘The Horizon Wars’ directly influence the outcome of the subsequent conflict phases in the metagame, but there are also several mini-missions that the Game Master can develop that can help influence the outcome of the main missions. Although it is stated that they are optional, their inclusion helps move the campaign along and it means that the players and their characters are always focusing on the metagame aspect of ‘The Horizon Wars’. The main missions in this chapter are shorter than in the previous chapters allowing for a wider and more interesting variety of tasks. ‘The Fifth System’ sends the Player Characters off in search of new allies that will test their negotiating and diplomatic skills as they find their way through a secret portal and into a hidden star system, whilst in ‘The Ghosts of Xene’, the Player Characters have to sneak and/or fight their way into getting an audience with the Emissaries to negotiate a way to end their directly interfering with Third Horizon’s militaries. The First Horizon finally makes its move in ‘The Legacy of the Founders’ as it triggers a Third Horizon-wide trap and launches strikes against key systems, and the Player Characters have to stop its forces gaining access to another fleet. In each multiple options are discussed in terms of possible outcomes and their consequences. Lastly, the Player Characters are given the means to strike hard at the forces of the First Horizon, so hard that it will change the Third Horizon forever. Again, there are multiple outcomes discussed, all in no little detail and all of which will change the Third Horizon to some extent, good or bad.

Lastly, Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons includes details of numerous spaceships that can be used in the latter part of the campaign, and beyond. More useful for the former than the latter and sadly the ships are not illustrated.

Physically, Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons is well presented. The artwork is excellent and the campaign is decently written, although it does need a slight edit in places.
 
Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons brings the Mercy of the Icons campaign to an epic conclusion. As much as it is an end to the Mercy of the Icons campaign, it may well be an end to the Game Master’s Coriolis: The Third Horizon campaign too, although there are notes on how a campaign might continue. The first two chapters of Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons are tight affairs, funnelling the story onto a grand stage in the third and final part where both players and characters have a big role to play. Players in the conflict phases, characters in the mission phases. This does add complexity to the campaign, one of mechanical complexity in addition to the campaign’s complexity in terms of setting and background. Especially political background. There is a lot for the Game Master to grasp in terms of that background and be able to impart that background to her players. As with the campaign as a whole, Mercy of the Icons – Part 3: Wake of the Icons warrants a high degree of commitment by both player and Game Master and in an exciting finale, it repays that commitment.

Saturday, 10 January 2026

The Other OSR: Punk is Dead

Punk is Dead: A Post-Apocalyptic SongwritingTTRPG kicks the punk of Mörk Borg into England’s dreaming. It is a roleplaying game that is both like and unlike Mörk Borg, the Swedish pre-apocalypse Old School Renaissance style roleplaying game designed by Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell and published by Free League Publishing. Its tone is very much ‘punk’ and punk rock and it is very much like Mörk Borg set on an island lost from the dying world, However, it is a post-apocalyptic world rather than the pre-apocalyptic world of Mörk Borg, and its setting is modern rather than fantasy, but still ‘grim dark’. How exactly this world came about is unknown, but everyone knows that it was the fault of foolish old men, who in the space of seven days expended every nuclear weapon and shrouded the world in grey. Only the Ununited Kingdom remains, a lonely island onto whose shores climbs every nightmare and myth, come in search of power, a feast, or just a seat at the last dying of the world. It has been divided into five realms. In the southeast, The Murk exists Underground, dominated by the organisation known as the ‘LCV’, or Literal Corporate Vampires, and their shareholders, who reside in the Earthscrapers that fork out from the old tunnels of the Underground. Their world is a hell of torture and decadence, dug ever deeper by captives destined to become food. In the southwest, The Whimsy is ruled by an Undead Queen pulled from the grave to enact retribution upon those who killed her husband a thousand years before and unite the kingdom. She covers her realm in a thick mist which hides the monsters she commands and makes travel difficult. In the west, Adain Ddraig is protected from The Whimsy and the rest of the Ununited Kingdom by two gurt wyrms that demand tribute in cattle. To the north, The Grim is scarred by the cracks of former rivers and canals, divided between and vied over by the Petrolhdz and the EquestriPunks, who only come together for a good rave or to trade at the realm’s only building still standing, the Manchester Free Trade Hall. Further north, The Fern Jungle is a labyrinth of towering ferns and forests, where ‘Quantum Fuckery’ has merged nature and humanity as one, the Stag Folk silent and swift, and protective of their Hidden King. In between is The Woe, the workhouse of the Ununited Kingdom, run by middle management for the Literal Corporate Vampires. To the east, somewhere in the poisoned sea comes a signal from a Pirate Radio station, broadcasting news and music, and worse, Emergency Broadcasts that herald the end of the UuK. Few hear them for the Literal Corporate Vampires outlaws the possession of radios. Even as the end draws near, there is hope. Hope that runs like a river. Not of water, but MUSIC! Music that Punks will play to bring hope to the Ununited Kingdom and kick fascist, vampiric arse along the way.

Punk is Dead: A Post-Apocalyptic Songwriting TTRPG is published published by Critical Kit Ltd, best known for Be Like A Crow – A Solo RPG and Aces Over the Adriatic: A Solo RPG. A Punk in Punk is Dead is defined by six attributes—Nngh (strength for pushing and punching), Deft, Stage Presence (intimidation and charisma), Tough, Yeet (throwing stuff), and Streetwise. These range in value between ‘-3’ and ‘+3’. He has a weapon, such as a steak tenderise, an eight-ball in a sock, or a chainsaw. He will also have a Role, a Class that is his role in the band. These consist of Vocals, Guitar, Drums, and Keys, plus there are three bonus Hip Hop roles, which are Em Cee, Dee Jay, and Breaker. (If there is an eighties version of Punk is Dead, there definitely needs to a ‘Bez’ Role.) Each provides some ability modifiers, how money he has, and a way in ‘Quantum Fuckery’ has affected him. For example, Vocals might have the ‘War Song’ that unleashes a scream twice a day that grants a bonus to the other Band Members’ next actions or ‘Crowd Surfer’, which with running start or leap enables the Band Member to attack everyone in the ‘crowd’, whilst for the Keys there is Sight Reading’ to read the intentions of someone else and ‘Discordant Demo’ that creates an off-key melody which causes temporary brain fuzz and increases the Difficulty Rating of all tests for several minutes.

Name: Nuclear Trashcan Ned
Role: Drums
Nngh +2 Deft 0 Stage Presence 0 Tough +3 Yeet 0 Streetwise -1
Hit Points: 11
‘Quantum Fuckery’: 808 (inflict double damage on anyone attacking a fellow bandmember)

Weapon: The Truncheon Thing (d6)
Threads: Kevlar Jacket, Kneepads, DMs, leather gloves
Equipment: Fuck all
£23, bottle of water, two days’ worth of food
Clash symbol

To have his Punk or Band Member undertake an action, a player rolls a twenty-sided die and adds the appropriate ability score to roll equal to or higher than a Difficulty Rating. The Difficulty Rating ranges from ‘Piece of piss’ and six to ‘No fucking chance’ and eighteen, with ‘You’ve got this’ or twelve being the average Difficulty Rating. A Band Member has a number of Creativity Points that his player can spend to modify rolls, whilst the Band Creativity Points are useable all by everyone as long as they all agree.

Combat uses the same mechanic. Initiative is random, the band members or the enemies going first. Tests are made against Nngh for melee attacks and Yeet for ranged attacks. An attack can be dodged with the Deft test. The rules allow for ‘fuck-ups’ if a roll of one is made. If a Band Member’s Hit Points are reduced to zero, he is broken and may result in him being knocked unconscious, losing or breaking a limb, losing an eye, heavy bleeding, and death. If reduced to negative Hit Points, he is definitely dead.

The songwriting aspect of Punk is Dead is treated with a similar brevity, even though it is part of the title. There are no mechanics to support the process, but rather the players are expected to rely upon their creativity, take a vote on proposed lyrics, and if accepted are rewarded with Creativity Points. There is a quick and dirty guide, which is very in-keeping with the Punk ethos. The other way of earning Creativity Points is performing great gigs. There are tables for a gig’s outcome and for life on tour, preferably in a Ford Transit Van.

For the Band Manager as the Game Master is known there is a plethora of enemies, fascist and otherwise. They start with the Literal Corporate Vampire with sharpest of suits and include the First Wave of undead raised by the Undead Queen in The Whimsey after the apocalypse, Flame Hounds, the Gurt Wyrm, Stag Folk, Splitter made from seaweed, rope, and micro-plastics, Root Blights, Woebots, The Undead Queen of Avalon, and more.

Lastly there is a scenario, ‘London Falling’. The band gets to play at The ePoxy Club in Covent Garden Ruins as a support act. It is a fun little stealth and strike mission which kicks off when the main act gets kidnapped by the local Literal Corporate Vampire. It can be played through in a single session or so, including Band Member creation.

Punk is Dead: A Post-Apocalyptic Songwriting TTRPG is missing advice for the Band Manager in terms of setting up and running a game. Given that, this is not a roleplaying game that really should be picked by the prospective Game Master as her first roleplaying game unless she is definitely a fan of Punk. It is better suited to a more experienced Game Master who will have no issue with the rules or how to play or run Punk is Dead. In the main, the Band Manager and her players will be drawing upon all manner of media depicting band life and going on tour, not just that of Punk, and for the majority of players, they will have some idea of what that is like from having consumed some of that media. Similarly, there is no advice on creating a scenario or campaign, otherwise known as going on tour, and again, the Band Member will likely want to draw inspiration for those media sources and then inject some of the horror of Punk is Dead.

Physically, Punk is Dead: A Post-Apocalyptic Songwriting TTRPG is presented in the rough Punk style that you would expect and as seen on punk rock album covers, flyers for punk concerts ,and punk fanzines, with lots of paste-ups, torn out content, and collages. It fits the genre of the roleplaying game and it work well with the more horrifying style of Mörk Borg.

Punk is Dead: A Post-Apocalyptic Songwriting TTRPG is an entertainingly different treatment of the post-apocalyptic in roleplaying, likely to be a bruising, sweary headbutt of a game. Its presentation of the post-apocalypse of the Ununited Kingdom leans towards breadth rather than depth, and perhaps it could be explored further a full Punk is Dead tour across the Ununited Kingdom?

Secrets & Solitude

Dawnworld is an unregarded, almost forgotten world lying on the border of the Third Imperium in District 268 of the Spinward Marches. Over the centuries, its Eden-like nature has made it an attractive world for potential colonisation, but all of the numerous attempts to settle it have failed because of the sterility of any male born on the planet. However, the world is not uninhabited. It is home to some fifty or so monks at the Monastery of the New Sun, devout members of a monastic all male sect that is part of the Church of the Stellar Divinity. Its adherents believe that all stars are gods, conscious beings of transcendental power, whilst the monks also believe that the Dawnworld system once had only the single, but the ancient Saint Phranz was so beloved by the sun Sagree who longed for a companion that the Saint achieved apotheosis in this system and became the New Sun. There is a legend too that Saint Phranz entrusted the monastery with a great treasure, but since the monks live humble lives of worship, work, and austerity, there can be no truth to the legend. However, such a legend is cause enough to attract the attention of the worst that Charted Space has to offer. The modest and unassuming monks of Monastery of the New Sun are about to suffer the most wretched day of their lives as space pirates descend on Dawnworld and demand that the monks hand over the treasure—and they are not going to take no for an answer!

This is the set-up for In the Name of the Dawn, a scenario for Mongoose Publishing’s Traveller and published by March Harrier Publishing via Mongoose Publishing. It is from the same author who wrote The Zhodani Candidate and Eve of Rebellion, and though very much less political than either of those, it brings his experience of freeforms and LARP—Live Action Roleplaying—to the Third Imperium with its combination of Player Characters with strong motivations. It is designed to be played in a single session with four players and includes four pre-generated Player Characters. It thus suitable to be run as a convention scenario or as one-shot. They include a monk with a bloody past, a monk who is being blackmailed, an Aslan monk with a tragic past and a fascination for Shakespeare, and a monk who thinks that Dawnworld has an interesting past. This barely scratches the full details of each of the Player Characters’ secrets, all of which will be revealed in the course of the scenario, some of which may prove useful in the course of the scenario, and many of which will leave the Player Characters with dilemma—more or otherwise—at the end of the scenario. All four Player Characters have detailed character sheets, including an extra page of Shakespeare quotes for the Aslan!

In the Name of the Dawn is divided into three acts. In the first act, the scenario opens with the Player Characters going about their daily lives when they realise that a ship is in orbit and a shuttle is about to land. That this is not the regular supply shuttle come several months early is confirmed when its doors open and out rush a seeming horde of Vargr all shouting and shoot guns in the air. The monks, including the Player Characters, are rounded up and questioned about the treasure that is held at the monastery. In the second act, the Player Characters have an opportunity to escape and begin to search for clues as to what is really going on at the monastery because it becomes clear that the abbot was hiding something. In the last act, the Player Characters will make an amazing discovery and need to work exactly what they want to do with it and who they tell, if anyone. This discovery is the big secret behind In the Name of the Dawn, and given the stellar theming of the scenario, the dedicated Traveller fan probably has a good chance of guessing what it might be.

Bar its opening scenes, In the Name of the Dawn does not have set scenes and is entirely character driven. The scenario is entirely driven by the decisions of the players and their monks, the pirates mostly acting in surprised reaction to their actions. What is interesting about the scenario is that the players and their characters are faced with a moral dilemma from start to finish, followed by a very big one. The main moral quandary they face concerns how much violence they use in either escaping from or dealing with the pirates. Their choices will be limited since the Monastery of the New Sun is a house of peace, but as the scenario progresses, the monks will lay their hands on some weapons. However, too much violence and certainly killing, will likely lead to a crisis of faith. As will the last moral quandary and the revelation as to the big secret at the monastery

The Game Master is supported with solid advice, a full description and maps of the Monastery of the New Sun, and write-ups of the NPCs. There is also plenty of Library Data which provides even more background detail to the scenario.

Physically, In the Name of the Dawn is tidily, if plainly organised. If the scenario is missing anything, it is a map of the secret (though the Game Master could create something using Starship Geomorphs 2.0), and given the nature of that secret, a map of the Dawnworld might have been useful too.

Imagine being a monk in a ninth century monastery on the coast of Ireland and discovering that the only means of defending yourself and the monastery beyond faith is actually a battery of nuclear missiles? That revelation lies at the heart of the In the Name of the Dawn. This is a terrific scenario that presents the players and their characters with challenge and a dilemma, forces them to rely on ingenuity rather than gear, and reveals to them secrets upon secrets, including one that the Traveller fan will relish.

Friday, 9 January 2026

Friday Fantasy: Inferno Road

Hell rocks with rage and the race never ends! An enormous Doom Buggy roars across the foul and sulphurous landscape, its great steel-plated wheels smashing the smaller vehicle that swarm around, crushing flat boulders, crags, and fissures, cracking the bone dry surface from which first black blood spurts and then seeps. Atop is Satan, the Lord of Darkness, the Greater Deceiver, and the Master of the Nine Levels of Hell. But Master no longer, for he is chained and can only scream out his pain and frustration at his betrayal. Screams that cause the demons and devils that the work the great vehicle to cackle and the drivers of the convoy that chases in its wake—Killcycles, Motor Devils, Succubi on Unicycles, and more, to urge themselves to driver faster, faster, faster. As Satan shakes his chains and the whole of Hell shakes, the Dark Lords, his Princes see this as an opportunity. A chance to prove their loyalty? A chance to supplant their former master? No matter what their aim and their ambition, they have a ready supply of proxies—soulless grubs endlessly churning and writhing in the burning pits of Hell. Only each grub knows or cares how long it has been there, but what they all share is a constant, agonising desire for a Soul! Any Soul! Even if it was not a Soul that was theirs. Each of the Princes of Hell reaches down and scoops up grubs and after imbuing them with past lives, throws them into the convoy chasing after the Doom Buggy!

This is the setting for Inferno Road, a race and a chase scenario Goodman Games’ Dungeon Crawl Classics Role Playing Game. It comes from the same team behind The Hobonomicon and again, is a showcase for the art of Doug Kovacs. This has ramifications for how easy Inferno Road is to use, since there is more art than text and that leaves the scenario with much less direction—other than onwards across the plains of Hell—in terms of running it. It should be no surprise that the players take the roles of the Grubs scooped up by their Princes of Hell and thrown into the chase. Each Grub has the traditional six stats of Dungeon Crawl Classics, some Hit Points, and two past lives. The latter are nearest thing that Inferno Road has to skills and the Judge might grant bonuses if a player can bring an aspect of them into play. However, once per game, a Grub can manifest an item pertaining to a past life. A Grub’s Prince of Hell is its Patron.

One thing to note is that some of the Past Lives are dark, even horrifying, in nature and veer towards the tasteless, if not cross that line for some players. Of course, Inferno Road is set in Hell and the Past Lives reflect that, each one of them having committed sins and other actions that resulted in their Soul being cast into Hell. Some require some invention upon the part of the players, but others are suggestive, and some are actually overt as what those sins might have been. For example, ‘Manson Family Member’, ‘Sex Criminal’, and ‘Nazi Stormtrooper’. With these, Inferno Road does cross the line because of what they ask the player to think about and then bring elements of that into play, the Judge might also want to decide which of the Past Lives that she wants to include right from the start. Ultimately, it up to the players at the table how far such sins and what the Past Lives did is expressed at the table and brought into play. What it makes clear though, is that as silly as its set-up is, Inferno Road is an adult scenario, one that in this instance deserves the advice it gives of ‘Trigger Warning: Everything’.

Just Another Grub
Strength 12 Agility 16 (+2) Stamina 7 (-1)
Personality 11 Intelligence 11 Luck 10
Hit Points: 6
Past Lives: Canadian Immigrant, Dog

From this simple set of stats, it suggests that Inferno Road is a ‘Character Funnel’. This is a singular feature to the Dungeon Crawl Classics Role Playing Game, which takes Zero Level Player Characters—usually four per player—and pushes them through a Zero Level dungeon. Devoid of the abilities, spells, combat acumen, and Hit Points that a Class would grant them, a Player Character in a ‘Character Funnel’, must instead upon his luck and his wits, all whilst aspiring to a proper Class. In Inferno Road, the Grubs seek not treasure, but Souls—and everything has a Soul. Kill another creature and a Grub can harvest its Soul and if aboard or close to the Doom Buggy, it knows where the nearest and biggest pile of Souls is. When a Grub harvests a Soul, it can either eat the Soul or add it to its Luck. Eating a Soul is really how a Grub gets better. Consume a Soul and a Grub will transform into an Arachnodaemon, Brute, Harpy, Killcycle, Motor Devil, Pit Imp, Spiny Devil, Succubus (Type I), Succubus (Type II), Twins, and so on. He can also regress back into a Grub. All of this is randomly determined.

Bar the set-up, almost everything in Inferno Road is randomly determined and thus supported by several sets of tables and the means to generate various aspects of the game. This includes the means to generate Hell Princes, Upgrades to the Player Characters, vehicles in the convoy chasing the Doom Buggy, and random crew and miniboss features. Separate sheets provide charts of random stuff and things to find on the way, and infernal weapons. The Spinner is used to indicate what new form that a Grub, or the Grub in its current form, transforms into, but there is a simple table included if the Judge simply wants to roll on that. It is also possible for a Grub to roll its current form and get Upgrades instead.

What Inferno Road does not provide is any guidance on running it. It does not explain how to set it up or what to do from turn to turn. The Judge has to infer a lot from reading Inferno Road and then set it up from that. It is not necessarily difficult, but it is made all the more challenging because of the lack of advice. And further, it means that Inferno Road is definitely not for the inexperienced Judge.

Physically, Inferno Road is a great looking book. Doug Kovacs’ artwork is as good as you expect it to be and it is clear that he is having fun drawing for a project of his own rather than a commission. Inferno Road does need an edit in places though.

Ultimately, Inferno Road is more of a set-up and then work it out how you want to run kind of thing. It is not so much a ‘Character Funnel’ with Zero Level Grubs as a ‘Character Grinder’ since there is no conclusion to Inferno Road, no end to its ‘Hieronymus Bosch meets Mad Max 2’ grind of road rage and high demonic action. What its set-up is designed for is a convention event with multiple players passing by, dropping in to play, and dropping out again as the Judge keeps the churn of Grubs and the Doom Buggy rollin’ rollin’ rollin’… Inferno Road looks good and sounds great, but like any demon pact, the Judge really has to have a very good idea of what she is getting into and what she wants out of it.

Friday Filler: The Parks and Recreation Party Game

The deputy director of the Parks and Recreation Department in Pawnee, Indiana, Leslie Knope, is incredibly enthusiastic about her job, about the good works that government can do, about promoting the town (despite its sometimes less than perfect history), and life in general. Her boss, Ron Swanson, the Parks and Recreation Department director, as a staunch libertarian, believes otherwise and would in fact prefer to shrink the government, including his department. The rest of the department vary in their enthusiasm and attention for their roles in the office, but they have their own projects that they need to complete. Even Ron. This is the set-up for the Parks and Recreation Party Game, based upon the sitcom. It is all about the Waffles. If they Complete Projects, the Parks and Recreation Department employees will earn Waffle Rewards. Sometimes—and more than sometimes—they need the help of their fellow employees, who have to help, and if they take the credit, then all of the Waffles are theirs. The Parks and Recreation Party Game is designed to be played by three to six players and is published by Funko Games.

The Parks and Recreation Party Game is played over several rounds. Each round, a player attempts to complete part of project, with or without the help of another player. If with, the other player must help and cannot act in that round. When a project is completed, the players who helped and are recognised for doing so—that is, they have their tokens on the project—get Waffle Rewards. The Waffle Rewards have numbers on their reverse that are kept hidden until the end of the game. The game ends when ‘Li’l Sebastian’, Pawnee’s much loved celebrity miniature horse, eats the last of his waffles. At which point, the players turn over their Waffle Rewards, count their scores, and the player with highest is the winner.

The Parks and Recreation Party Game consists of six Character Cards, a Project Deck, a ‘To Do’ deck, a ‘Visitor’ deck, a supply of Waffles, and a cute ‘Li’l Sebastian’ figure. The six Character Cards each show a character from the television series—Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, Donna Meagle, April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, and Tom Haverford—and is marked with a symbol representing ‘Personnel’, ‘Music’, ‘Catering’, ‘Sponsorship’, ‘Public Support’, and ‘Cut Red Tape’. The ‘To Do’ cards are numbered, show one or two sets of two or three of the aforementioned symbols. They also have quote from the series. The Project Deck consists of large cards which show the type and number of symbols required to complete each part of the project, a bench where the characters can sit to indicate that they have helped complete the project, and symbols that indicate whether ‘Li’l Sebastian’ eats Waffles and moves the game closer to its end or if a new Visitor card has to be drawn. Every Project Deck is illustrated much like the paintings that depict famous scenes in Pawnee history and are hung on the walls of Pawnee City Hall. Visitor Cards are drawn at the start of the round and remain in play until a new Project indicates that a new one is drawn. They represent other characters from the television series visiting the Parks and Recreation Department and grant various effects. For example, the ‘Chris Traeger City Hall Visitor’ card lets every player take a Waffle Reward, except the player with the most Waffle rewards’ and the ‘Tammy Swanson 2 City Hall Visitor’ card forces everyone to play with their hand of ‘To Cards’ in front of them. There are also several tokens for each of the characters, Pawnee Tokens to indicate that part of project has been completed, and Waffle Reward tokens.

At the start of a round, each player, assigned a Character card, has a hand of five ‘To Do’ cards and there will be ‘Project cards’ in play on the table. On a round, each player selects one of the ‘To Do’ cards in their hands and places it face down on the table. These cards are revealed simultaneously and then in order, from the lowest number to the highest. What a player is trying to do is match the symbols and their number on his ‘To Do’ card with those on a ‘Project card’. If he can, the requirement is fulfilled and he gets to place a character marker on the ‘Project card’. If he cannot, he goes round the table and finds a player who has played a ‘To Do’ card with the symbols that he needs and gets that player to help him by using his ‘To Do’ card. If the requirement is fulfilled, both players place their character marker on the ‘Project card’. The player who is asked for this help has no choice in this and the act of helping serves as his action for the round. This is not as bad as it sounds because it gives both players the opportunity to gain Waffle Reward.

Lastly, if no other player can help complete a ‘Project card’, then the acting player can turn to ‘Jerry’ Gergich, the much put upon and gently mocked character in Parks and Recreation. In the Parks and Recreation Party Game, he serves as a wild card and can be used to stand in for any symbol that a player needs. However, he can only be used once in a round.

Waffle Rewards are earned once a ‘Project card’ is completed. The player whose character marker is to the left on the completed ‘Project card’ will gain a Waffle Reward which is more likely to have a better scoring value. What this means is that it is better to start a ‘Project card’, that is, ne ‘assigned’ it, rather than work on it latter as the scoring potential is higher. However, some ‘To Do’ cards are ‘Promotions’ and let a player move his character marker to the left, gaining the spot with the higher scoring potential, effectively taking credit for the project despite not being assigned to it. If at the end of a round, a player has been unable to act, most likely because the ‘Project card’ he was planning to work on has been fulfilled, he can discard as many cards from his hand at once and refresh them.

Play continues like this until ‘Li’l Sebastian’ has eaten all of his Waffles. This ends the game and the players turn over all of their Waffle Rewards and add their scores. The player with highest total is the winner.

Physically, the Parks and Recreation Party Game is well presented. The cards use photographs of the characters from the television series and the artwork on the ‘Project’ cards is decent. The rules are clearly written, although they leap straight into set-up without any explanation. The figure of ‘Li’l Sebastian’ is cute.

The Parks and Recreation Party Game does not feel like a party game. It is not particularly social in its play or interaction and there is nothing physical about it. Its character is more amiable than anything else, its forced help mechanic actually giving both players involved the chance to score. That does set up an opportunity for a player to gain a promotion and move his character to a better scoring position, but that is about as sharp as play gets. As much as that feels like the office politics of Parks and Recreation, the game is lacking. The problem is that none of the characters have any character. The personalities of the characters seen on screen are not reflected in the game play. That is, they have no special abilities that match their personality and they feel all the same. In fact, the ‘Visitor’ cards have more personality than the characters and that ultimately, is the undoing of the Parks and Recreation Party Game. Without any variation in the characters and without any special abilities to reflect their personalities from the television series, there is no reason to want to play the Parks and Recreation Party Game more than once because it does not enough variation between games.

The Parks and Recreation Party Game is a game for the Parks and Recreation fan rather than the experienced gamer. There is nothing wrong with that, since not everyone is an experienced gamer. Yet even the Parks and Recreation fan is going to bored of this game fairly quickly, and ultimately, the Parks and Recreation Party Game is a missed opportunity.